Raymond's Quiz

The Daily Laugh/Groan - Tuesday edition


E--COLDS

1-What composers have colds?
2-What composer most certainly has a cold?

Answers

1- Tchai-cough-ski
Sergei Pro-cough-iev
Rimsli Korsa-cough

2-Rimski-of -course -a-cough

 

Oh, haha - I get it. :lol:

 

The Daily Snicker - Wednesday edition

F--MONEY

1-What composer gambles a lot?
2-What composer wins a lot?
3-W hat composer makes frequent bets
4-What composer has money?
5- What composer has enough money?

Answers

1-Domenico Scarlottery
2-Win-iavski
3-Ludwig van Bet-often
4-Rach-money-nov
5-Rach-money-enough


(I love these Beethoven ones)

 

The Daily Chortle - Thursday edition

G--MISCELLANY

1-What composer belongs in a delicatessen?
2-What composer has hardly enough cereal?
3-Name some musicians related to time.
4-What composer is prepared to write on a blackboard?
5-What composer exhibits kitchen ware?


Answers:

1-Al-baloney
2-Hector Barely-oats
3-Leopold Hour, Vladimir Hour-witz and the SECOND son of Bach. Also Ponchielli (who wrote Dance of the Hours) and Chopin, who wrote a minute waltz.
4-Got Chalk
5-Frederic Show Pan.

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No. 4 - very funny. No. 3 - Carl Phillip Emanuel? don't get that one.

 

Nope.

 

6-Name a hybrid composer.
7-Name a sleepy hybrid composer who has Russian and Irish tendencies.
8-What composer reaches great heights?
9-What composers sound when struck?
10-What composer has gangster-like tendencies?

Answers

6-Rimsky Tchai-korsakoff-ski.
7-Modeste Mc-Snore-ski
8-Claude Mountain-verdi
9-Bell-ini, Hans von Bell-ow, Ferraccio Bell-soni and Pachel-Bell
10-Buxte-hoodlum

 

The Daily Lark - Saturday edition

H -- OTHER MUSICIANS
1-What pianist is in a hurry?
2-What pianist has feline characteristics?
3-What pianist keeps returning home?
4-What violinist brings tears to ones eyes?
5- What violinist has strong seizures?


Answers

1-Myra Haste.
2-Dinu Lu-kitty.
3-Wilhelm Back-House
4-Fritz Cry-sler
5-Jascha High-Fits

 

The Daily Guffaw - Sunday edition


H -- OTHER MUSICIANS (second half)

6-What violinist is helpful in seating people in a theater?
7-What violinist is useful for sewing?
8-What conductor is elephantine?
9-What cellist likes to play with a certain toy?
10- How does a cellist greet one?

Answers


6-Usher Heifetz
7-Thimble-ist
8-Tusk-anini.
9-Yo yo Ma
10-Cello!

 

The Daily Hoot - Monday edition

I--NON-MUSICIANS

1-What painters are always on the move?
2-What painter chooses his donkey?
3-What painter remembers his aunt?
4-What author resembles a weapon being rapidly moved back and forth?


Answers

1-Van Go and Go-gauin
2-Pablo Pick-Ass-o
3-Remember-ant
4-William Shake-Spear

(hahahaha)

 

The Daily Cackle - Rainy Tuesday Edition

I--NON-MUSICIANS (second half)


5-What author has difficulty in his speech?
6-What New England author is well known?
7-What new England author is chesty?
8- What author is clearly related to a banana?

Answers


5-Ernest Hem-n-Haw
6-Ralph Waldo Eminent
7-Henry Thorax
8-Eugene O'Peel

 

The Daily ? FINAL Edition (good thing because I've run out of synonyms)


J--SOME OTHER QUESTIONS

1-What are caution children?
2-What makes dogs religious?
3-When a book is tired, why should it be sent to Rumania?
4-In the Middle Ages, a Buddhist came to a Hunharian city and tried to convert everyone to Buddhism. He was very aggressive and made a real nuisance of himself. He was subsequently known as the?

Answers

1-I don't know, but while driving, I saw a sign on the road with those two words.
2-(a)- When they become dog-matic
(b)-When they obey Canine- Law
(c) when two of them stand at right angles to each other, they become ortho-dogs.
3- To give the book-a rest.
4- he became known as the Buddha-Pest'


:lol: :lol: Thank you, Raymond. I got a lot of laughs (and groans )