I love Victor Borge and PDQ Bach (like many of you, I'm sure) Not to mention the fabulus routines of Chico and Harpo Marx. I have some ideas for some new contributions. How about: 1. The Taco Bell Canon 2. The Nutcruncher Ballet 3. <gulp> A Menstruation Canon (for those Renaissance types out there; cf. mensuration canon) :roll: 4. The Errata Symphony (PDQ has already done the erotica thing): obviously full of mistakes everywhere 5. Transcendental Meditation Etudes, 12 on C 6. The Dis-Tempered Clavier (DTC): Elegies and Dissociations in every Enharmonic key <I can almost go on forever> That's enough for now. I hope you enjoy. :wink: Anyone care to add some ideas? Edit: some punctuation and typo.